Month: May 2007

  • UNCLE ELMO

     This woman took a walk by the riverside and was supposed to meet her sweetheart. She had on one of those big hoop dresses with the pantaloons full corsets and all and that made her pussy all hot and sweaty so she took off the panataloons proceeded down to the stream for a foot bath in the cool spring fed waters

    After while all this made her rather tired and she thought she'd lay down for a while but fell asleep

    Meanwhile these two littlel peepers come by looking for a place to sleep for the night and one said look here there's two littlel holes one right atop the other I'll hop in the top and you take the bottom

    And so they proceeded to squirm inside

    The next morning the one on the bottom slid right out and the one on top was peeping out his hole and called out hey you okay?

    The littlel one on the ground was yawning and stretching and said "yeah I guess I'm alright but ..."

    The top one said

    "butt shit on or around midnight some big ole worm came in my hole scared me half to death, pokin' here pokin' there but finally he gave up and then finally I fell asleep"

    And the littlel one said

    "yep, must ta been that same big ole worm that came rooting around in here, got dam that thing was down right ferocious, poking here poking there, faster and faster, every damn corner and ridge ... got dam ... I was jumpin' here jumpin' there"

    "So what happened" said the top hole peeper

    The bottom hole peepr said

    "Well I got so got dam sick n tired of this shit ... I moved right on up and bit him just as hard as I could".

    Topper said :O

    And THEN what happened !!?

    Bottom said

    "Som' bitch hauled off and spit right in my face"

     

     

  • More censorshup bullshit from hre Xangites

     

    They fixed it - thank you - why did you fuck it up though it was working fine. Did the Conservatives put you up to this again

    Tsk

    This is the e-mail I sent them please copy it, send it to them and bitch

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    You just hit me up for another premium payment which I paid and now you're not allowing me to view my friends explicit pages after I verified my age

    So like what the fuck is it you want from me now?????

    Why don't you just say -- just give us the fucking money and say how much??

    So how much money do you want -- what is your price to allow a man wayyyyyyy past 21 to view pix he can see almost anywhere else

    This is bullshit if you can't fix it I want my money back

  • Do Not Distribute - Dance Clips

     

    I don't have the $$s to be paying royalties or performance rights for the music

    So these are just for friends please don't repost

  • MESSAGES FROM THE 4TH DIMENSION

    The Jeep is fromthe 4th Dimension and has messages for the world.

    It May Be Important Let Us Attend !!