This woman took a walk by the riverside and was supposed to meet her sweetheart. She had on one of those big hoop dresses with the pantaloons full corsets and all and that made her pussy all hot and sweaty so she took off the panataloons proceeded down to the stream for a foot bath in the cool spring fed waters
After while all this made her rather tired and she thought she'd lay down for a while but fell asleep
Meanwhile these two littlel peepers come by looking for a place to sleep for the night and one said look here there's two littlel holes one right atop the other I'll hop in the top and you take the bottom
And so they proceeded to squirm inside
The next morning the one on the bottom slid right out and the one on top was peeping out his hole and called out hey you okay?
The littlel one on the ground was yawning and stretching and said "yeah I guess I'm alright but ..."
The top one said
"butt shit on or around midnight some big ole worm came in my hole scared me half to death, pokin' here pokin' there but finally he gave up and then finally I fell asleep"
And the littlel one said
"yep, must ta been that same big ole worm that came rooting around in here, got dam that thing was down right ferocious, poking here poking there, faster and faster, every damn corner and ridge ... got dam ... I was jumpin' here jumpin' there"
"So what happened" said the top hole peeper
The bottom hole peepr said
"Well I got so got dam sick n tired of this shit ... I moved right on up and bit him just as hard as I could".
Topper said :O
And THEN what happened !!?
Bottom said
"Som' bitch hauled off and spit right in my face"