May 26, 2011
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Why I Deleted Randall Bass from My Space
The warm gentle touch of your smooth finger tips and palms as you delicately cradle and fondle my smooth shaved testicles … all of it tinctured, now, with nauseations of mayonnaise from your saturated cole slaw cup, cold, lifeless, ruthlessly tossing them about like something less than … Titleists … it’s just not the same anymore Randy, you’re too rough, passionless, uninspired !! you made me impotent, I can’t get a hard on anymore: you’ve left me torn between turning towards this Heterosexual thing and … masturbating to head shots of Richard Nixon.
