March 1, 2007

• I Just Remembered

   That me and my buddy Duane had a piss fight in the Men’s room at Muska’s Tavern about 30 years ago.

  I walked in earlier that day with a parking ticket which Duane grabbed from my hand ripped up in small bits

  And then laughed hilariously.

  Later that night we happened to find each other at adjoining urinals and he reminded me of what he had

  Done eariler, so I pretended to be talking to him and pissed all up and down his leg and all over his shoe

  so he then turned to me and started pissing all over me.

  Someone ran out into the barroom and suddenly there was a crowd trying to see us pissing

  all over each other and we were thrown out.

  So there we were standing outside with piss vapors expiring upward in the cool night air.

   I went home changed my clothes and when we got back we entered at the same time and everyone gave us

  a standing ovation.

  (Does anyone know how to do word wrap – this interface sucks)

   

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