If General Peter Pace experimented sexually with another male, such as a transgendered person in Nashville where they are said to have a fair # of those, something might happen to him that would make him mispronounce his own name.
He’d pronounce the c in Pace as a th sound, and he’d start to flap his wrists in front of the troops, who would thereupon disobey his orders and call him faggot behind his back. They’d frag him. He’d be in total disgrace in front of the whole American nation INCLUDING HIS DEAR OLD DAD, crawling in shame with big purple KS lesions on his forehead.
He wouldn’t be able to catch a ball! He wouldn’t be able to do pushups!
Imagine if he woke up one morning and he’d have metamorphosized into a fat gay Jewish poet like Allen Ginsburg. And he’d have to dress up in his Marine uniform and run around outside on the parade ground barking orders.
How could he tell all of his big strong crapheads and jarheads what to do?
One would imagine, though, that out of shape as Allen Ginsburg was, he had to have some kind of muscle tone in his hands in order to give a hand job to Gregory Corso. (Another gay male poet who lived with Ginsburg.)
Tommy, this lady, http://www.xanga.com/FightLikeAGirl, was talking about the gayness of Suze Orman on her blog and I posted a comment. I only posted one comment and it was last night. Then this morning I got up at 6 and poured myself coffee and I got morning wood, thinking about Suze Orman, who is about 55 years old. She says she’s a 55 year old virgin as well as a lesbian. She is Jewish and probably feels guilty about not going to the miqvah. She was probably in deep closet with her family. Her lesbian lover’s name is Kate, and is a producer on her show. I have an inappropriate fantasy going on, and it involves a blindfold and lots of lube…ooooh that tight candy ass…..I am such a man of filth….she’s been waiting 55 years….my 6X5 would be good as a starter cock, I hardly would expect her to handle the likes of RuPaul right off the bat. (I like RuPaul better with the wig by the way.)
I’m careful about where I talk about these things. You seem like you have a good sense of humor about sex, Tommy.
I am still married, and my wife just farted.
What is also especially disgusting about me having the audacity to have sexual thoughts about Suze Orman is that I am a MALE CHAUVINIST PIG for having those thoughts. I’m like on the same page as Peter Pace most likely. Also, Suze is a self-made woman who does not need men in the bedroom and I make infinitely less money than her, and I am a total despicable human being. I’m lower than larvae, I’m what R. Crumb referred to as a “worthless pud”, I like that expression. He had his suicidal older brother in mind when he coined that expression for purposes of his cartoons.
R. Crumb himself liked being known for having a huge prick, and always being horny. I saw that movie. Oh what a screwed up family. Oh boy, I don’t want to trade places with him, huge prick or not.
I don’t want to trade places with Suze Orman, either. She described herself as a 55 year old “virgin” with an ongoing lesbian relationship of 7 years’ duration. Maybe she’s only done cunnilingus, frottage and light fingering and has never been fisted. Maybe she’s never tried S&M and has not earned her red wings as yet. She’s so clean…sigh…she was brought up to be a fine lady and goes to the miqvah and wears perfume.
I wonder what her period juice tastes like. (Oh for shame for shame for shaaaaaaaaaame!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
Her dingleberries must taste like kasha varnishkas.
Well Randall part 1 was very funny part 2 … hmmm … this is like defilement of the altar material. The last two sentences and the paragraph previous thereto — maybe you should think about omitting these from your brief
But you still get a
♥
Oh BTW I just had some buckwheat the other day !!
Well, I dunno. In reality, Suze Orman and her impact on MY sex life, offline, in terms of my reality and her reality…
I almost want to nickname her Snooze Orman. God bless her. I am not in the television business and I cannot imagine myself having anything to do with her, or with her show.
She is NOT ever going to be my sex object. I still can’t understand why I got morning wood over her this morning.
Maybe it’s the point in my life where I am getting desperate. Personally and professionally.
Although somebody posted the comment on FightLikeAGirl’s Xanga that you don’t need a penis to have an orgasm.
That’s right on and that’s all right. I only think about penis because I was born with one and it still gets in the way. So I make use of it and/or deal with it, but I believe that tongues and fingers etc. can be sexual, I’m not peeny centric. Since I’m not stupendously well endowed anyway, being peeny centric is especially pointless and I’d rather get my peckerprints all over a handkerchief or old towel, than in somebody’s Fallopian tubes whom I am not married to.
hahahahaha
Frankie Avalon enticed me into a secret phallic worship cult when I was a young boy with his hit song “Venus” which my brother deemed to sound too much like “Penis” and made my mother hide the record because I played it too often
My cock is just the right size. I can hide it in a woman’s g-string
I like these pics possibly my favorite from you!!
Finally a person actually commenting on my pix !!
Thank you, it really is very helpful and also very nice
I like doing shots like this too, actually
It’s nice having a women agree on what I find to me some of my better asspects too
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If General Peter Pace experimented sexually with another male, such as a transgendered person in Nashville where they are said to have a fair # of those, something might happen to him that would make him mispronounce his own name.
He’d pronounce the c in Pace as a th sound, and he’d start to flap his wrists in front of the troops, who would thereupon disobey his orders and call him faggot behind his back. They’d frag him. He’d be in total disgrace in front of the whole American nation INCLUDING HIS DEAR OLD DAD, crawling in shame with big purple KS lesions on his forehead.
He wouldn’t be able to catch a ball! He wouldn’t be able to do pushups!
Imagine if he woke up one morning and he’d have metamorphosized into a fat gay Jewish poet like Allen Ginsburg. And he’d have to dress up in his Marine uniform and run around outside on the parade ground barking orders.
How could he tell all of his big strong crapheads and jarheads what to do?
One would imagine, though, that out of shape as Allen Ginsburg was, he had to have some kind of muscle tone in his hands in order to give a hand job to Gregory Corso. (Another gay male poet who lived with Ginsburg.)
Tommy, this lady, http://www.xanga.com/FightLikeAGirl, was talking about the gayness of Suze Orman on her blog and I posted a comment. I only posted one comment and it was last night. Then this morning I got up at 6 and poured myself coffee and I got morning wood, thinking about Suze Orman, who is about 55 years old. She says she’s a 55 year old virgin as well as a lesbian. She is Jewish and probably feels guilty about not going to the miqvah. She was probably in deep closet with her family. Her lesbian lover’s name is Kate, and is a producer on her show. I have an inappropriate fantasy going on, and it involves a blindfold and lots of lube…ooooh that tight candy ass…..I am such a man of filth….she’s been waiting 55 years….my 6X5 would be good as a starter cock, I hardly would expect her to handle the likes of RuPaul right off the bat. (I like RuPaul better with the wig by the way.)
I’m careful about where I talk about these things. You seem like you have a good sense of humor about sex, Tommy.
I am still married, and my wife just farted.
What is also especially disgusting about me having the audacity to have sexual thoughts about Suze Orman is that I am a MALE CHAUVINIST PIG for having those thoughts. I’m like on the same page as Peter Pace most likely. Also, Suze is a self-made woman who does not need men in the bedroom and I make infinitely less money than her, and I am a total despicable human being. I’m lower than larvae, I’m what R. Crumb referred to as a “worthless pud”, I like that expression. He had his suicidal older brother in mind when he coined that expression for purposes of his cartoons.
R. Crumb himself liked being known for having a huge prick, and always being horny. I saw that movie. Oh what a screwed up family. Oh boy, I don’t want to trade places with him, huge prick or not.
I don’t want to trade places with Suze Orman, either. She described herself as a 55 year old “virgin” with an ongoing lesbian relationship of 7 years’ duration. Maybe she’s only done cunnilingus, frottage and light fingering and has never been fisted. Maybe she’s never tried S&M and has not earned her red wings as yet. She’s so clean…sigh…she was brought up to be a fine lady and goes to the miqvah and wears perfume.
I wonder what her period juice tastes like. (Oh for shame for shame for shaaaaaaaaaame!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
Her dingleberries must taste like kasha varnishkas.
Well Randall part 1 was very funny part 2 … hmmm … this is like defilement of the altar material. The last two sentences and the paragraph previous thereto — maybe you should think about omitting these from your brief
But you still get a
♥
Oh BTW I just had some buckwheat the other day !!
Well, I dunno. In reality, Suze Orman and her impact on MY sex life, offline, in terms of my reality and her reality…
I almost want to nickname her Snooze Orman. God bless her. I am not in the television business and I cannot imagine myself having anything to do with her, or with her show.
She is NOT ever going to be my sex object. I still can’t understand why I got morning wood over her this morning.
Maybe it’s the point in my life where I am getting desperate. Personally and professionally.
Although somebody posted the comment on FightLikeAGirl’s Xanga that you don’t need a penis to have an orgasm.
That’s right on and that’s all right. I only think about penis because I was born with one and it still gets in the way. So I make use of it and/or deal with it, but I believe that tongues and fingers etc. can be sexual, I’m not peeny centric. Since I’m not stupendously well endowed anyway, being peeny centric is especially pointless and I’d rather get my peckerprints all over a handkerchief or old towel, than in somebody’s Fallopian tubes whom I am not married to.
hahahahaha
Frankie Avalon enticed me into a secret phallic worship cult when I was a young boy with his hit song “Venus” which my brother deemed to sound too much like “Penis” and made my mother hide the record because I played it too often
My cock is just the right size. I can hide it in a woman’s g-string
I like these pics possibly my favorite from you!!
Finally a person actually commenting on my pix !!
Thank you, it really is very helpful and also very nice
I like doing shots like this too, actually
It’s nice having a women agree on what I find to me some of my better asspects too
♥