The senior partner’s wife like a cowcatcher

Rolling in at 10am

Trying to catch the adult failures

Who run out of toilet paper in a crumbling Leona Helmsley building before they can even

Finish wiping their asses

Salad bars that are so expensive

Embarassing holes in crotches of ill-fitting dress pants

Neckties with food stains on them

A computer chair

An adult failure

An enraged parent

A turtle plodding along the information superhighway

Detoured away from the Hamptons and other glitzy locales

Forgotten by time.

My take on Wimpy is that he’s probably asexual, and in love with his hamburgers.

Bluto is probably heterosexual but if he ever had to serve a really long prison sentence he’s find a submissive male inmate and make him his bitch.

Popeye is het, and butch.  Olive Oyl I don’t know too much about but women who look like her have always turned me on a great deal.

I think that mutual masturbation can be a good thing.  Also, light anal penetration with fingers and a tongue, not with a whole dick too much too fast.  I don’t know about some of these pictures on Xanga of the lipstick lesbians fucking with the humungous two way dildoes.  Maybe they are creatures of the sex industry.  The real genuine granola lesbian types seem more like they might go for the cucumber once in a blue moon, but probably not on a daily basis.

The radio in my office is playing “I Wanna Rock N’ Roll” by Kiss, funny isn’t it that Paul Stanley is a nice Jewish boy.