December 28, 2009

• Storyslut said – I stole this from SirNickDon, who stole it from SuggestiveTongue:

  1) Do you have the guts to answer these questions?

  BTD: No I’m afraid someone will report me to Mitch McConell and the local Fascisti will come to my house and take me to prison

  2) Would you do meth if it was legalized?

  BTD: No because it makes my cock shrink to the size of a clitoral button and also makes peoples teeth rot and hair fall out

  3) Abortion: for or against it?

  BTD: Life begins at birth and ends at death – I’m for it. Every woman ought to get knocked at least once and then have a Jewish doctor sacrifice the fetus to me but only if they feel bad about it otherwise there is no sacrifice. So women if this happens to you just think of it as doing it for me, seriously, and then everything will be cool.

  4) Do you think the world would fail with a female president?

  BTD: It depends on who the woman is. Obviously this is a Sarah Palin survey – I can’t believe the number of right wing Republican assholes there are on this site – i.e., people that are duped by this shit

  5) Do you believe in the death penalty?

  BTD: Only against Conservatives. Still it’s much cheaper and provides more “Jobs” if the government would provide basic subsistence and health care to every man woman and child. Almost all of the causes of imprisonment resulted from financial depredation and human degradation which is so cherished by Conservatives like John McCain, Sarah Palin, &c

  6) Do you wish marijuana would be legalized already?

  BTD: Yes. Marijuana is far superior to these various Big Drug company formulas that cause suicidal tendencies and hard ons that last for 4 hours or more – OMGoddess what these people will do in the name of Heterosexual Patriarchy – hearing disorders and all of this other happy whore’s shit. You take pot, laugh your ass off at Conservatives (the primary reason it’s illegal) and then you come down with zero after effects. It helps you shit if you’re overly yang. Makes you sleepy and it’s generally a great drug as long as the Boss man and other slaves masters leave you the fuck alone and figure out some other way to collect money aside from slavery – another civil war protest by Conservatives.

  7) Are you for or against premarital sex?

  BTD: I’m for mandatory premarital sex but only if it is Homosexual. Every young man ought to be forced by his elders to get drunk and suck a man’s cock and then in return he gets his cock sucked as well. It’s all part of becoming a man. And then the older guys fuck him in the ass, call him a filthy slut and miserable old whore and leave him there cream pied

  8) Do you believe in God?

  BTD: Yes. You know Maury and his wife? They have the little delicatessen? Maury’s wife is God, but they don’t make a big deal, nice people

  9) Do you think same sex marriage should be legalized?

  BTD: It is legal now but under the Rehnquist Burger legislation of the Southern victory in the civil war from the bench, States may make performing the ceremony illegal. In order to make it some sort of national crime you have to amend the constitution

  10) Do you think it is wrong that so many Hispanics are illegally moving to the USA?

  BTD: Yes they have to be screened by trying on French Maid or gardener uniforms 1st. Since the Conservatives want to win the civil war and have declared they have under Rehnquist-Burger, I say give the red states to the Conservatives ship their asses down there and let them deal with the immigrants, especially Mexicans. They have all of the defense plants down there along with soft wood and cotton; it was the only way Roosevelt could get them to make war against Hitler and the US lost anyway. Salute the former Soviet Union for defeating Nazi Germany all the US could do is nuke people.

  11) A twelve year old girl has a baby, should she keep him?

  BTD: No send it to Sarah Palin

  12) Should the alcohol age be lowered to eighteen?

  BTD: 13 same as consent

  13) Should the war in Iraq be called off?

  BTD: Yes and we ought to be paid reparations by the Democratic-republican single party monolith

  14) Assisted suicide is illegal:

  BTD: Well if you mean the assistant can’t be prosecuted for murder yes

  15) Do you believe in spanking your children?

  BTD: No. Not allowing them any spending money which leads them to crime and prostitution would be an effective way to combat the existence of Conservatives by showing them and the stupid ass people that allow them to exist that this is what economic determinism does

  16) Would you burn an American flag for a million dollars?

  BTD: I would burn an American flag for free

  17) Who do you think would make a better president?

  BTD: Me. I would be fucking awesome

  BTD: Do I think Obama will be killed

  BTD: Yes. The Conservatives will kill him and blame it on the Liberals. You will believe the Conservatives because you are a stupid American

  19) Should child predators be forced to wear signs identifying themselves?

  BTD: No. they must be forced to wear signs that say Eat at Joe’s.

  20) Are you afraid others will judge you from reading some of your answers?

  BTD: Yes freedom is the most dreaded of all things in America and there’s no telling what some Conservative asshole will do but I’d rather be free – which means I’ll probably end up in Maximum security being gang banged by very large ugly men tattooing green shamrocks around my asshole

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