May 8, 2010
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The Missing Penis
I lost my penis again, last night. No I didn’t misplace it; but it was a little numb from too much attention and sometimes when it gets like that, it falls off. This happens a lot in bed, I’ll roll over just the right way and then it’s gone. But this time I had it right in my hands one minute and then no sooner did I use my hands for something else, I reached back for that assuring warm comfortable meaty feeling and the pleasant sensation imparted to it with my finger tips and hands and – it was gone. Son of a bitch
So when I lose it in bed it’s a little embarrassing especially if someone is there with me. Then they’ll roll over on it or just happen to roll a hand over it and it’s quite startling to them. I was always afraid I’d lose it in someone’s vagina or asshole; but so far that’s not happened. So now I had to look for it and the most likely spots are under the refrigerator or the stove … does anyone want to know what happened?
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Actually the risk of losing my littleguy in somebody’s teeth is something to think about. That’s why I’m not a big fan of being given head I guess. But the right asshole can also have teeth which are like baby teeth to squeeze the cream out of my latex clad cock and no I don’t take a Magnum size. To fuck a sweet dumpling…
I had a dream when I was 16 years old that I could suck my own dick. I forget whether I told you about this once upon a time on Xanga, but anyway I could lean down there, crane my neck and suck it but I had this accident. The glans penis just peeled away in my incisors. As if it was Silly Putty or something. And man I awoke with my heart pounding in my chest and sat bolt upright in the bed. I was very, very glad to wake up from that particular dream.
Guilt.
I used to have guilt tinctured Homo dreams. Maybe it’s a Jewish thing. I had a dream I was going to fuck a Mexican. He said “I always come out in the nighttime” – but when he spread his cheeks his ass was lined with little teeth – BUMMER !!
I have self suck dreams from time to time. Before I ever sucked cock though, it was only self suck; occasionally I’d have a dream that Gorbachev or Joe Biden was trying to feel up my thigh; the one with Gorbie even more and he was chagrined when I didn’t let him have his way with me; but after the first time I’d have dreams of sucking others cock too.
My jaw gets tired !! These guys act like my dentist :p
I would love ot know what happened to your missing penis!
O My Goddess that was so long ago I nearly forgot !! I had to look to make sure it was still there. It is. Well it sometimes bounces in a peculiar manner depending upon the condition it was in when it – you know “/
This particular day it happened i was partially plumped and then well think of a foot ball you never know where it will bounce. So I searched all over the kitchen looking around all of those little Twilight Zone crooks and crannies where things mysteriously disappear forever
And so armed with my trusty hot pink yard stick I commenced fucking about under the Fridge – nope. The Stove !! I bet huh. So I slide the stick around and then quickly flicked my wrist and … sure enough it rolled out the front all covered with crumbs toaster oil dust balls, dead mosquitoes – I panicked !! and began to wash it off and it was so difficult not being attached to anything !! But that’s nothing wait until I tell you what happened next !!