November 20, 2010
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Reality is Text: all else is a figment of your Imagination
“Excuse me, I just came to America, is there art here”?
“Why yes, you go down this way and, well you see that big giant heap off towards the horizon”? “It’s a garbage dump, you travel through there, and then you’ll come to an encampment actually there are two. On the left is the Syphilitics and other Venereal diseases and then on the right are the Lepers and avowed communists but there’s a roadway in between. Just don’t touch anything. So you follow that roadway down a ways and you’ll see this plain grey cinder block building, you go in one of the doors and that’s where the art is”.
New York City from upstate. Urban rust, UAW units with carbon monoxide forms a demilitarized zone around the moat, protecting the rest of America.
That fella didn’t look like an Elite, I hope he isn’t, didn’t you ask him for his papers”?
No I already scanned him and he was infused.
Well maybe you ought to call out and ask him”
Excuse me, Sir, do you by any chance have an E card”?
Why yes, I doI am so sorry for not asking you to begin with, but if you have an ecard you can take the private thruway which by passes all of that and just go in through the front door.
Senator Bicksford don’t you think we’ve debated this issue long enough? I request permission to address the chair and ask that my motion to end debate, for a final vote on this issue and request to proceed by unanimous consent with our concluding statements
The motion is carried and hearing no opposition you may proceed
The issue is clearly before us. Being that the Private thruway to the art house is allodial and thus beyond the purview, reproach or jurisdiction of any government body on this planet earth, except for it’s unconditional protection by our military, the Liberals want us to approve appropriations for a roadway through the garbage dump to allow access to the art house by commoners. We believe that this is a frivolous waste of precious resources garnished at the expense of our productive capitalist people already burdened with these various social parasitic pipe dreams proposed by these treasonous Liberals. Besides what business purpose or even interest would anyone less than a millionaire have in this so called art”? We hereby move that all colorful imagery and other visual matter shall be removed from reality and replaced by hot pink text on a black background”.
